Heavens to Mergatroid! This is a classic mock up!
Satire done right, “Better Call Vader” turns up the funny with what would appear to be an old school service company advertisement planted front and centre on this sweet t-shirt. If Darth Vader were for hire, you know, for all your star warring needs (such as, but not limited to, 1) droid finding, 2) bounty hunter collaborating, 3) construction supervising, 4) dark side connecting and well yeah.. that stuff!)! He’s the best at all this stuff! He’s your man! “Better Call Vader!”
See!!: The Lord Vader Standing in his evil glory, lightsaber drawn, commanding the central focus of the shirt! Sith Master for higher!
Hear!! In your minds ear, the advertising agent listing off all the things Vader can help you with!
Feel!! (no – not Corinthian leather, that’s the other guy..) Oh so comfy, preshrunk, heavy weight, 100% cotton!
Smell!! A clean new shirt!
Taste!! (What you eating under there??) Nothing to taste here silly!
Get your very own Star Wars Better Call Vader Shirt.
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