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#1 Dad In The Galaxy T-Shirt

Wow. if you really get your head around the myth that is Star Wars, we are to believe that the Heroes of this tail, are twins (Luke and Leia) who in turn came from the darkest Father in the land (Darth Vader) who was a good guy turned bad!

Ok this philosophy is conceptually deep! It speaks to freedom of choice, nurture versus nature, duality and dialectics, and both anthropomorphological Frankenstein trans human models succumbing to their shadows, and human and non human ones rising above them.

But, as much as everyone loves there own Mother, does not everyone loves their own Dad! And who doesn’t love the baddest Dad in the Land? Sith Lord etraordinaire, D.V. himself! Without Darth Vader, what is the story about? (hint: No story without him.) Without Anakin (Darth Vader) where would Luke and Leia come from?

There are sometimes long prologues to get to the point. Sometimes they float across the screen in epic scrolling fashion, disappearing into the horizon with accompanying orchestral music playing in Dolby DTS surround sound, listing minutia and history bringing us to where the kind viewers find themselves. Sometimes they are speculations on a stationary screen.. but in any case.. getting back to reality now, the two points I wish to make are simply 1) Darth Vader is the baddest Dad in the land, and 2) We all love him, and this fact is t-shirt worthy.

The epic #1 Dad Star Wars Darth Vader t-shirt shows the dark lord, Darth Vader, arms crossed defiantly, unabashedly gazing forward, with his matter of fact mask keeping his ever calm expression in place, cloak present, speaking to his majestic badness.

The shirt is made with 100% pre-shrunk cotton, and is available in Men’s sizes Small – 2XL. (Looks great on women too of course!)

The Force is Strong!

Get your Star Wars #1 Dad Darth Vader T-Shirt.

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Wookie Mode T-Shirt

We’ve all been there! Maybe we didn’t eat our wheaties! Maybe we did eat our cornflakes, but they tasted a little off.. Maybe Scorpio is in retrograde! Maybe, we are just made that way! Well, blend your awesome mood swings with a piece of epic Star Wars cool, with this primo “Wookie Mode” T-Shirt!

Check out the hilarious side-spitting imagery of Chewbacca going Ape (or full-on Primal Wookie)! Don’t you fee this way internally sometimes? Don’t you wish there was a comical way you could express this to the world (Freud would call using art to express your turmoil “Sublimation” – we call it “Awesome”!)

Your Wookie Mode (since 1977) T-Shirt is available in a wide array of sizes from Small – 6XL to fit all sizes and ages of Wookies (Wookiees)! Be charming when you get cranky or have a fit, or simply be stubborn to the max with a roar and do it with flair in your Wookie Mode casual wear.

Wookie me! Wookie you! Grab your own hilarious Star Wars Wookie Mode T-Shirt.

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Bounty Hunter Line-Up T-Shirt

Intergalactic Bounty Hunters on a T-Shirt! Need we say any more?
It looks like these are the outlines of Boba Fett, IG88, Dengar, Bossk, 4LOM and Zuckuss! So funny, imagine having to pick one of these guys out of a line up! I think you would be pretty lucky to make it that far! Unless the specific command for your capture was “No Disintegrations!”

This tee-shirt will make a great addition to your summer wardrobe and is perfect for being casual in. Buy it for yourself or your fellow Star Wars fan, it is just the right level of geek cool. Assorted men’s sizes will easily be rocked by women fans too!

Pick up this essential Intergalactic Bounty Hunter Line-Up Shirt.

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Luke Skywalker Hoth T-Shirt

No hassle with this Hoth! OK, there is absolutely no truth to the rumor that David Hasselhoff was considered to be an actor for any of the Star Wars movies. But sometimes things are just cool enough on their own with out him. Such is true about this epic Luke Skywalker Ice Planet t-shirt!

A sleek silhouette of Luke riding a Tauntaun outlines the greater part of this shirt, with further profiles of stylized AT-AT walkers battling the rebel alliance battle station, on the inner parts of the design. Considered by many to be the best of the trilogy, the Empire Strike Back is portrayed simply and effectively on this stripped down and stylish shirt!

Sweet criminy! Episode V dates back to 1980 – and yet it presents simultaneously timeless and modern on this tasteful, minimalist t-shirt! Looks great on Jedi Knights and Rebel Princesses alike.

Slip into some sci-fi casual cotton and chill out with the Hoth! Get your own Skywalker Silhouette Empire Strikes Back – Ice Planet T-Shirt.

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Darth Vader Dark Side Tank Top

Are you a female Star Wars fan on the look out for a fun white tank top with Darth Vader on it?

Look no further as you found the perfect tank top.

This white women’s tank top has a racer back and is made from 100% cotton.

And on the front of this Star Wars tank top you find the helmet of Darth Vader with behind it some flowers and below it a banner that says “Dark Side” and even has the Empire logo in between the two words.

This Darth Vader tank top comes in women’s junior sizes Small – XLarge.

So come to the Dark Side and wear this Star Wars Darth Vader Dark Side Women’s Tank Top.

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Yoda Live Long And Prosper T-Shirt

The questions most unanswered are located along the “Why (‘Y’) Axis” – they transcend the mundane. Some find meaning through Yoga. Some find culture (and good tummy hygiene) through Yogurt… But no one can question the guiding wisdom of Master Yoda!

“Live Long and Prosper” is the message of a famous Vulcan, and Spock’s blessing to us is echoed timelessly on this “Trek” / “Wars” crossover shirt. A benevolent benediction completed by Yoda – shown on this t-shirt displaying the accompanying Vulcan hand sign. Yoda pictured here wearing Jedi robe, with alert pointed ears, and aware, deep set eyes.

Sizes are available from Small – 6XL in many of your favorite colors. And this Star Wars t-shirt comes in men and women’s cuts and is made from, 100% preshrunk cotton.

In a world where Trekkies, Trekkers and Star Wars Fans can all learn to get along, and where even JJ Abrams seeks to up his game, inspiration breathes fresh air into ancient memes.

Whether your needs are many or few, and while you “try not” and “do”, this stylish shirt will look great on you! Want one, you do? Get your Star Wars Yoda Live Long And Prosper T-Shirt.

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Darth Vader Electrocuted Glow In The Dark T-Shirt

“You can cook a man’s dinner with electricity, but you can also cook the man!” This Star Wars glow in the dark t-shirt shows Darth Vader getting fried by Force Lightning! I am not sure even shock therapy could reboot Darth from the Dark Side! BzzzZZZZZZZZttttt!! How grim!

What makes this black 100% cotton t-shirt even more cool, is that the lightning and Vader’s skull glow in the dark when the lights go out. Star Wars fans of all ages and genders, in the line of sight of this shirt will love to be surprised by the glowing image on the front – whenever the sun goes down!

This very comfortable black Star Wars shirt comes in sizes Small to 3XL.

Perfect for hanging out with friends, chilling out, and for every day wear – don’t wait – get your own Lord Vader Glow in the Dark Electrocuted T-Shirt.

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Wookie Mistake T-Shirt

There’s eye catching novelty t-shirts, and then there’s the extreme wtf provoking double takers! And so comfortable to wear!

We’ve all heard of the dreaded “rookie” mistake.. worse stilll, in the (far away) land of George Lucas, there’s the more rare(and tragi-comical “Wookiee” mistake! Who forgot to fill up the Millennium Falcon (“who!? who!? who!?”) we might ask, as we see Chewbacca holding an old Jerry can, standing in front his petered out starship, which judging by the sad state depicted on this shirt appears to have recently been running on fumes!

Because eight feet tall furry loyal co-pilots make sense.. this hilarious t-shirt squares the circle of logic! Now walk through vacuum-less space to the nearest gas station and fix the dang mess, loyal furball!

Laugh off all implausible mistakes in your life. What, you worry? How bad can it be really? Did your spaceship run out of gas in a hostile galaxy, with a bounty on your head? No? I didn’t think so! Reeeeelaaaax! And look cool and stylin in your very own “wookie mistake” tee. The distressed wookie mistake design graces the front of this cotton-poly blend heather grey t-shirt. Wear what you want, be who you are, rock this hilarious piece of pop art like a big bad boss.

Well wookiee what we got here! Great for wearing around your pad, nights out with the guys, or for just about any occasion really! (Truth be told, girls dig it too!) Simply choose size small to 3XL when you order your Star Wars Wookie Mistake T-Shirt.

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Fett Lives T-Shirt

“Fett Lives”! It is confirmed! He did not die, he did escape the scarlacc pit!

“He’s no good to us dead!” proclaims the poster style decal displayed front and center of this black tee available in mens sizes small to 3XL.

This pulp style, fictitious cover is timely, as Boba Fett is where the chatter is lately amongst Star Wars fans. Is he strong enough to command his own origin story movie? If you are a fan of his you know the answer to this! Show your Boba F. love by wearing this exclusive T-Shirt.

Fett pictured here on the shirt, standing unabashedly , with his signature body armor, and trademark weapons and visor, against the back drop of a double noon, on the desert planet of Tatooine, with a servered tentacle at his feet. Boba is the man to call when you want your dirty deeds done!

Show who your darkside B.F.F. is by ordering your novelty Star Wars Fett Lives T-Shirt.

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Force Awakens Kylo Ren Silhouette T-Shirt

Star Wars fans are ready to see the dark side in full force, yes the result is the Force Awakens.

On this t-shirt you see the black silhouette image of Kylo Ren down in his battle stance and his red triple lightsaber activated and ready to go.

Made from 100% cotton to give you a super comfortable shirt that will aslo be very durable and last a long time, it is available in 15 different fun and awesome colors to choose from and a wide variety of sizes that range from Small to 3XL.

You can this print on the front or back and also check out the many different styles of shirts to get it on.

Get a closer look at the Star Wars Force Awakens Kylo Ren Silhouette T-Shirt

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